23rd Dec 2014, 5:55 AM in The Rite of Serfdom

Never mess with a drunken gnome!

<<First Latest>>
Never mess with a drunken gnome!
Norla: There. That should counter a new waylay attack.
[[Norla and Ottar are speaking from within the Golden Noose, an alehouse.]] / Norla: We should prepare for other tricks that she might use. / Ottar: Such like a mind-o'ertake. / Norla: Rrright.
Norla: ...In theory, that can be counteracted by wearing a hat made of iron, beaten very thin... But ironwork isn't our strongest suit.
[[A waitress in a headsman's hood brings a tray full of mugs of ale.]] / Norla: However, we've found an antidote that works pretty well.
Norla: Keep a stiff drink in you, and she won't be able to control you. There are other things that she may try, but we can't prepare for everything. We'll have to wing it! / / Jake: Well,if I'm armed and drunk, I'm as prepared as I'm ever going to get. Let's go!
Average Rating: 0 (0 votes)
<<First Latest>>

Author Notes:

Reinder Dijkhuis 23rd Dec 2014, 5:55 AM edit delete
Reinder Dijkhuis
Originally published on December 24, 2003.