3rd Jun 2015, 5:15 AM in The Rite of Serfdom

Nitpicks: Who were behind the laughing powder attack?

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Nitpicks: Who were behind the laughing powder attack?
Commander: Okay, how about this: The Unified Loyalist Front- / Brushhead: Wait wait wait!
Brushhead: I thought we were the United Loyalist Faeries? / Commander: What is this, a Monty Python skit? Anyway, that would be speciesist and exclusionary and against the principles of our fine organisation.
Brushhead: But we've never had anyone join from the other species! / Commander: That doesn't mean our name should send the message that they can't.
Commander: Can I go on? / Brushhead: All right. / Commander: The Unified Loyalist Front claims the laughing powder attack as another victory against separatism. With this attack, we have...
Commander: We have... Uh...
Brushhead: Had a bit of fun at the expense of a stuffy old politician and her bad-tempered minions? / Commander: Yeah, that will do. Thanks! / Brushhead: ...And I wondered why no gnomes sign up...
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Reinder Dijkhuis 3rd Jun 2015, 5:15 AM edit delete
Reinder Dijkhuis
Reader Geir asks:

Who was behind the laughing powder attack, and what was it meant to accomplish?


Originally published on February 23, 2005.