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The Green Knight's Belt
Foreword to The Green Knight's Belt
It's driving me nuts!
The setting, explained
A word on King Groy
Tax gatherers, and a call to action
The gang at work, for a change
Creative management ideas
Tamlin hears an interesting tale.
Jake and Ragna have a moment.
The Golden Noose
Tamlin loses his bottle
Superglue is useful for everything!
Testing the potion
Shteal the Green Knight'sh Belt!
The journey starts
In Short, Bleah
That farmer is irritating
Arrival at the inn
Racing goblins explained
Nabbing the racing goblin
King Groy in love.
The next morning
The punctured barrel
A thick book about monsters and demons
How to get rid of annoying faeries!
There are more critters in the forest
The King's mind grinds towards a conclusion
The King's men are willied.
That must be a hag, mark my words
Invincibility potion, redux
Fallen in the kettle, eh?
The Happy Hag
The bosom of young Abigail
The explanatory power of an empty barrel
A change in the hag's mood
Introductions, and a path
Lord and Master
The imposing figure of the Green Knight
The Green Knight likes fun
There's something fishy about this Green Knight
Above or below the salt?
This looks like a setup to me!
Let the beheading contest begin!
Thanks for the hospitality
It's the Green Knight's turn
Unexpected frothy events
A quick explanation
Trying on the belt
Another belthole won't work
The rival gang do a thorough job
A mission for Kel
There they are
Respect Barnardus' Authority!
Jake is concerned, Barnardus is not
A quick little siege
Kel tries to turn the tide
Kel grabs the belt, and then...
Well, well, well
Kel in the pen, and in the dumps
At the castle
Pleading with his Royalness
Barnardus reveals his true nature
Bwa ha ha ... ha ha ha ha
Jake takes a risk
Pants, draughts and magic
Tending to the fire
Some historical background on alchemists
Damn those annoying perpetuum mobiles!
This year's conference is in the woods!
Meanwhile, a scam is being hatched
Lead, lead lead, we like to sell lots of lead!
Objectives, means and loot
Atra also has a question
Tough scientific nuts are already being cracked.
Jake puts another customer in his pipe and smokes him
Onions, brie, menthol...
Just when Atra realises what she needs...
Hefigna hafagnagna hunfougnon
All's well that ends well for someone.
A hare-brained scheme is hatched
The fiend's manners become a topic for debate
Trails of the rogues
How to nab a racing goblin
The net is sprung
The skull of a racing goblin
The King's missive is read
Tamlin has a bright idea
Tamlin ponders and dithers
Talk about opportunity knocking!
Hell involves breaking eggs over people
The hanged man
The unctuous rhymer
The even more unctuous doodler
Packing for the trip
Trust will not go unpunished
Tamlin orders a round
The helpful barman
Booze. It makes you drunk.
Goldmuskateller and shinee
Scaramouche, scaramouche, will you do the hemp hornpipe
Uncouth character and arid plain
The pillar field
Claudius the Pillar Saint and his buddy
Whose pillar is bigger than whose?
Not a lot of wisdom here
Tent trouble and bad jokes...
A royal decision
The King's logic
King of the mountain
The high road and the low
Bed, bath and booze
Kel's senses tingle
The not very classy inn
Atra's in the dumps
Kel is given reason to grumble
Drool of toad and foamy conversation
What a washout?
Who dares vex Wythllew?
Stinkhorns! In my wrath, I hadn't snuffled them!
Load up! Load up!
An urgent request not to disturb the faerie
Spawn of the devil
Joachim Piepelmeyer the younger, hermit
Divers and sundry solutions for blah blah blah
Tamlin appears to come to his senses, or does he?
Maybe maybe maybe
A feeble excuse
The poet basks in the King's brilliance
I wouldn't leave that bed either
Tamlin has an imp of punning in him
Kel prowls the night
Moral dilemmas can drive a girl nuts!
In which the word Sundry is used
In which paté is made and wuks are improvised
In which we play Spot the rat
Pie Jesu Domine
Thwack and also bleargh
Dona Eis Requiem
The announcer's prose turns somewhat purple
At last, the condemned men stirs no more
The King is slow of understanding
Tweet, tweet, infodump
Atra and Kel consider the plotholes
The journey back
And that would have been the end of it, if not...
A New Proclamation
NIght of the Dragon 1a
NIght of the Dragon 1b
The next morning, a search begins
We have no choice but to save Kel
I slew a dragon. I remember it well.
Go in then, hero!
He gives me jewelry and he's very sweet
His hideous exterior hides
And now you're disenchanted, right?
Kel's response is unexpected
Everything I do is wrong
Brewery, page 1
Brewery, page 2
A tour of the premises, if you'd be so kind, sir?
And this is kettle 3...
Malt, wort, dandelion leaves and slug slime
In her own unique manner, Kel makes a discovery.
Kel prevents disaster
...but those other guys are still outside!
There's nothing to it. Banzai!
Kel goes shopping
A wild chase, because we haven't seen that before.
That'll be twenty rosaries
Kel goes for broke
And another 25
A wild, chemise-clad chase follows
Them mammals sure is lucky
Cover art for Stone of Contention
A peaceful scene and a crime
Hatter? What hatter?
Mad as a hatter!
Refresher course crack
Tamlin's new shape
With what, indeed.
Hot damn and potato!
Tamlin likes the easy life
Invisible frog, take 1
Tamlin's woes continue
Rain and mud!
The disaster continues
How to extract food from gullible vendors
Come on here, dear girl, have some soup
Kel awakes from sweet slumber
Tamlin is happy as a Tamlin in beer!
The lutist Jakob Hendriksson
Announcements and suspense building
A thunderous applause!
Kel is struck by a realisation
Occult forces and once-outdated but now newly relevant pop culture
Hyperspace, or something
Finally, some certainty about Tamlin's species
Put me down!
Ragna seeks enlightenment
Gnomian transports explained
Moving into plot
Trouble with jewelry
Flippin' the bird
One for the transformation fans
The gnome wins...
A change of clothes
Kel hates her outfit and mistrusts the gnomes
The spoils of war
Globbo the cyclops will join you
Feed the cyclops already!
Can you spot the Kel?
Ah, there she is.
The ugliest mongrel!
The great gourm will not be fobbed off!
Woe and alas!
Suggestions of a vegetarian diet
The mother of all bad puns is here.
Ruling with a copper fist
That lucky, lucky bastard!
The Goblin King's tasteful parties
Sour grapes, disappointingly small diamonds, and the torture dungeon
Iron fetters - the bastards!
The rear-end ramrod? Oh dear...
Jake's fate worse than death
If the great Gourm isn't satisfied, I'll have you fed to the Wuks!
It's making me nervous, it gives me the hives!
Pentagrams for freedom!
We can't leave the prisoners here like this!
Contention has reached the Goblin King's castle
A WHAT landed on the temple?
She's awfully smug
Gnome meets gnome
The mess is, indeed, considerable
One more thing remains to be done
One more zap, and...
A warm welcome
It's like a ticker tape parade, but without the ticker tape
Dropped the soap
It's a... whatever!
The Earth-Pig's Origin Explained
Jodoque does not like the look of the Earth-Pig at all
Jodoque performs a strategic withdrawal...
The Legend of the Earth-Pig
Pig-boy robs a shop.
Not quite a cannibal-and-missionary gag, but close
Scarabus revises his plans
Toxic waste is conveniently dumped
Wrath and displeasure!
Confrontation! Hoodwin, etc!
Broil my haunches and call me Rumplestilt!
Wythllew changes her tune, but not her idiom, alas.
Muggy, sweaty heat!
Tamlin tries to get some work done.
Some boaring stuff interrupted by magic.
Ragna is puzzled over Tamlin abandoning his ale
A search is started
Jodoque waxes prophetic
It's .... green. Very green.
The wood can get pretty scary at this time of year...
Tamlin is unwilsome,
It looks like Wythllew has been out in the heat for too long
The others have found the tree
Striking at the root of the problem
Kel and Atra are back from the Sabbat
TomatenBrimaten - oops!
That's gotta hurt!
Kick when she's down
That also doesn't look pleasant
Looking on the bright side
Setting the agenda
I mean, look at you!
At least, distracting Scarabus is easy.
I want movable ears like that!
I just like to say 'Trollop'
This is about as Cerebus-esque as the comic ever gets
Wait, wait, wait
Tranquility interrupted by mayhem
Pentagram and double-pentagram
If you want to imagine the future, imagine a foot...
She's been socked!
Kel brandishes that thing better than she does a sword!
'Hey, nice necklace'
Intro Page I
Intro Page II
Intro Page III
Intro Page IV
Clwyd-Rhan's winters are harsh!
Bloodthirsty berserks who - FLATS!
Pickings are slim again
The high-born lady Trollop
Duke Henry explains his concerns
Honest work, a fee, and some time away from Clwyd-Rhan
Get thee behind me, cold front!
Hmmm.... how about a trip?
The local microclimate is full of surprises...
Look very carefully - no problem!
And of course, I did have some training in the Craft
The biggest tourist attraction in Clwyd-Rhan
I see someone up there.
Mudslope festival canceled due to dry, sunny weather.
Sanderon, you old poisoner!
Oh yeah, the other visitor!
Toads, legs, mandrake
So what's so tricky about juggling penguins?
Would you like a broom-ride home?
You know, we almost got arrested here once
You and your pals have an exciting life, though.
Tweeting birds, sorry
Ghni, whine, introductions
Ambassador, thrilled, thwip
I am Ragnarok, flap
Regrettable misunderstanding, Amice
Pondering powerful magic
I was taught by - Mthpfh!
Are you quite finished with your stupid games?
A gnome will never be an elf
You're teaching an ELF?
Hey, it was the fish, right?
Ragnarok! You look positively radiant today!
Welcome all to the first strategy meeting...
It could even be Gu∂rún herself!
What the hell do you think you're doing?
The representative is a tee-totaller
The Ambassador tarries...
Would you mind if I wrung the Ambassador's neck first?
Kra, could you go and fetch us a few bars of soap?
Report from our spies,sir!
And so we conclude this special meeting with the recommendation...
I'll go to town and buy some fresh fish.
So you think she's breaking through the mandrake spell?
This is not the career I had in mind!
Pant pant pant
FFF: Ever the diplomat...
Amazonian agressors assault assinine ambassador
Take two parts goose spit and one part wasp fat
It's got copies of the entire secret Vatican Collection
...a bomb went off in the chimney!
There was a formula for creating wolfmen in one of the books...
One day, I reached an important insight...
And now, I've always got plenty of staff at my disposal
Whoa! Kick-ass broom!
Am I glad to be out of the embassy for a bit!
The firm axe of strong government
Looting, pillaging and... the other thing.
Just don't do it when I'm around
What's he waiting for?
Identify myself? My foot!
Yip! Wheeze! Pant!
And so I found this outpost where three dog-men were talking about - hey, I've got beer?
Hut! Hut! Hut!
...As soon as our mistress signals the attack, I'll eat at least three of the ambassador's guards...
Shiver and tremble, fiends! The baron of Fieffelfalsfaffel is here!
We'd love to, but someone should stay behind to guard the prisoners
Rap! Rap! Where's the brawl?
It's built into the wall!
There's a light at that end...
Wel, let's tuck in!
I told you it was a hare-brained scheme!
But he's such a- such a- such a-
Ooooh my head
Look! I've found this really cool wolf fur!
We stood guard last night and watched it reassemble itself
This place must be part of the ancestral Dönnerwetter castle
Now! Let's go find that witch!
It seems to be getting narrower here
Burn in hell, flea-infested mutts!
Hahaa! Oh no!
Guards! Hang Guðrún by her ears and lower her slowly into boiling oil!
Mudbath! Carbuncle Cthulhu!
We'll brew a potion to sedate those two.
Mandrake root! Eye of Newt! Agar-agar! Drool of toad!
Er. Thingies. Whatever.
Whaddayamean, you hate magic?
Uh-oh! It's getting unstable!
Not enough soap, I think.
Found anything yet?
Come all ye fair and tender girls...
I demand that you put me down!
I dunno... we just had a good gender balance going...
Tamlin? - Yeah?
We bred trolls! For the souvenir market!
Who's the Visigoth?
Ragna, Kel, there's something I've got to tell you
You go first. No, you.
So what was it you wanted to tell me?
Archery, Page 1
Archery, Page 2
The pub at closing time
An unwelcome guest
Why not abandon all fear?
Is there anything you don't hate?
Introducing... the ultimate in torture
Pillars in a circle... uh-oh!
A surprise, of sorts...
But... but... but... what are the rules?
Aphrodisiac in his beer
Who's the weakest link? You are!
Toothless crocodile pit
Oh God Oh God Oh God
The naming of babies
Log cabin plans
Atra rains on a parade
It's a genuine Eriksson!
A mystical instrument
So what about them Leppiainnens?
Urban sophisticate Tamlin
Wring that neck, baby
Lingua France incomprehensabla
Weren't they ALL unpleasant people?
And where did Dag get a huff?
Consternation and dearbordomification
I suppose they're pretty lucky
Campbell is a brand of soup
It's quite all right. The chosen one always rejects the prophecy
Monks from Lankin's Abbey
Maiden, older witch and mum?
Why is she averting her eyes like that?
Conspiracies are phat!
This is a joke, right?
Well, wouldn't you be skeptical?
Black and white haircut = Bad News
What the flaming futhark on a buttered stick?
What a boor!
Jodoque's sudden interest in dung raises some eyebrows
Jake's instinct for spotting naked women raises some more eyebrows.
Eat your heart out, J.R.R. Tolkien!
Fine Gnomian hashish
Ethnic slurs are used. Or something
Did I mention Jodoque's sudden interest in dung
Here's a chance to make it, if you focus on your goal
Poor, poor Tamlin
We're glad too
Tempt the untemptable
Kra and Kel, in one universe
...and the flamethrower goes woof.
The name of the Great Gourme is invoked
Confuzzelation and alcoholization
Waking up screaming?
You always start with that
YOU! NEED! VOLUME! IN! THIS! JOB!
When somebody you know turns out to be a celebrity
Where did I hear that phrase before?
Balls! Balls everywhere!
Quartz is a crystal...
As if Groy would ever adopt microtaxes
"Occasional" naked faerie
The forecaster hadn't mentioned they'd be green
She wants to WHAT?
She... wants... to... WHAT?
Bugger me! That's what the McGuffin looked like!
It's probably because kittens can be vicious
Did I mention that you shouldn't mess with Kel, pregnant or not?
No! Not the toothless gag!
Not quite a dogfight, but close
That's what you get...
Oh! The door!
Of course she does! Wait...
Mags thinks on her talons...
Little cottage in the woods
Questions that don't need to be asked.
I'm a whack job, oh yeah.
Eldritch purple glow, but why a duck?
Kel wakes from a dream, and then it gets weird
Framed Matrix Crossover Day One
Framed Matrix Crossover Day Two
Framed Matrix Crossover Day Three
Framed Matrix Crossover Day Four
Framed Matrix Crossover Day Five
Framed Matrix Crossover Day Six
Framed Matrix Crossover Day Seven
Bath and Beer
Meanwhile at the Corby Cottage...
Crows can count, recognise people, and tell lies!
Evidence of absense
Kel wakes up with all her clothes mysteriously still there...
Big ol' dragon
... and you thought YOU had problems.
Kel drives a hard bargain
Booz 'n' boots?
Gu∂rún and Ragna, continued.
Gnomian intrigue continues
The hair never lies
Eat your heart out, Niccolo Macchiavelli!
Even the dragon propositions Kel!
I've been reliably informed that the answer to that question is yes
The Dragon once again shows his unique perspective
Facepalmeration and mufflification
Finnish and Clwydian bathing cultures meet
Sweat and swelter
Tamlin officially needs a cold bath
Mrs. Leppiainen upholds the standard
Hodie mihi, cras tibi
Ragna meets an old acquaintance
Ethelfried summons her courage
More of Sari's bedside manner
The midden and the windmill
Coming out of the sauna...
The mood darkens...
Angry vicious Atra
Meanwhile at Leppiäinnen's
A daily routine resumes
...and settles in
The Footman's Cold Shoulder
Ethelfried has another guest
Gu∂rún reaches her limits
Something's going 'pop' in the forest
Wythllew is puzzled, and gets rooked
Wythllew and Leroukh (cont'd.)
More equal rules of engagement are established
Ethelfried is pretty kurt
Tamlin gets a keen if skeptical hearing
Recapitulation (again), and oh, there's a naked guy outside the window
Tamlin has had his say...
Ethelfried's dilemma, and the certainties of her guest
Meanwhile, Gu∂rún is having difficulties
The faerie and the earth-pig recapped
Wythllew makes friends and influences people
Skylla, meet Charibdis
Bouncing and pinging
Balls to the wall witchcraft!
It gets wyrder
'Off with her head!'
It rhymes... groan....
Not all women need a lot of time to pick their outfits
Sticks and stones
Atra's sensibilities are put into question
The lived-in castle
All good books are timeless
Making do with what you have
Those baths, those awful baths!
Into the Fire! WAAAARGH!
Singeing off a few years
Sparks will fly
Fading from Grey
Where there's smoke...
...there is usually confusion
Actually, the Queen amuses herself
The Queen has had her say
Mirror mirror on the wall
Yule dinner, Corby Style!
The Corbies hire staff
Leroukh makes the understatement of the year 1001.
Wythllew and Ottar don't get it
Disorientation and its discontents
Steadhome found, hours belated
A package with a message... and a half!
Decision making process
There might be some leverage here
Mentally playing out several scenarios
I'll wrap Fay up warm then
The away team is completed.
Fly to the moon
Solidarity in flight
Opportunities that might have been
Cowering, no doubt
Transformation, again, again
I guess it depends on what is on the front of the Viking ship
How to face your fear
A turnout for the books!
Ears for the pulling
A good outlook
It means 'hear, hear'
Red-headed trouble in a green bandana
Talk to... well, some part of me that's actually part of me.
Setting up tents before the Mudslope Sabbath
Babies = yucky
Fortification before exposition
The saga begins...
Not the smallest pillock, nor the biggest, but a pillock and a half!
Déjeuner sur l'herbe
Psychedelic technicolor berk
Femur and fury
It's her again! Boo! Hiss!
A misunderstanding is perpetuated
That horse'll be coming out of a tin!
Ragna lays down the law.
More than just a source of drinks
An uncomfortable situation
Cool punk gear
...not a comedy troupe.
Met with a raven, with eyes black as coal...
Raven's lowest ebb
Running for it
Bovine Faecalization I
Bovine Faecalization II
Oththere saede to his hlaforde...
Impiety and impropriety
Impulsive implosion, or impassiveness?
Brush-off and morph-lust
Returns from a job hunt
Paradise regained... for some!
Paradise regained... for some! II
A plain, yet foodsome repast!
A plain, yet foodsome repast! II
A plain, yet foodsome repast! III
A load of old cobblers'
Work, work, work, with a hey and a ho and a nonny nonny
Runes. They're good for the soul.
Rare Nordic Ethno Grooves
Grotto grotto fandango
Talking grotto voce
Welcome in penny chatter
Taking orders - high elves at 3 o'clock
Well, OK... just one cliché.
Faerie wrangling 102
From the mouths of alchemists..
Privacy and faeries don't mix
Always remember what you just got into bed with
Get thee behind me!
Pranksterism is in the blood
That's one way to keep your love life spicy...
That moment just before the sewage factory hits the wind energy aggregate.
Impatience over late-itude
Resistance is clearly futile
It's no trouble until the drumming stops
A dreadful scenario
Kel is shown around the Dyrtforrabyggern
A multi-coloured, pint-sized mob
Clap me in irons!
It means "tail".
Wot, no Boursin?
They've been hating each other's guts for a long time.
More rancorous debate
At last, an explanation!
A dam bursts, or something like that.
Into the Fi-aaaaaargh!
Sepia-toned, bitter-sweet meh-moh-rays
Anise milk! It's an insult!
The big oaf!
Kel's Rite of Serfdom, Night One
Hi Ho, Hi Ho, it's off to work she goes
The blood thickens...
They NEVER look like axe murderers
The gods are in their darkened halls and all is right with the world
True, livid colours... green, to be precise
A rustle, skepticism and a cunning plan
Political smoke and mirrors... but which is which?
More legal and political discourse
Kangra of all people keeps a cool head
Plans are made
The lush separation engulfs them
Back in the pub...
Mystery Red Hat
Bump in the night
Red in tooth and claw
Arriving home to fetch some stuff
Sidhe-Maghreid causes trouble
Altogether upstairs, or the foole play she does?
More legalese, and veiled threats
Powdered wigs are smexy
Heron are a kind of flying cow
Too close to a memory
Chew on this!
Where spin is spun
Kel misses her mom
Bundle of laughs
Have broom, will travel
Do not eat the cookies
It gets sadder
Norla's darkest hour... and how she copes
...different somehow this time
Bending the rules for a warm welcome
They usually say that about weddings
Please, get on the slab
And 'poof' he goes...
At Sinn Fae headquarters
At last, a rest...
Poof crash ding
Trouble has flame-red hair
I turned into... what?
Is it Vincent Price?
What a dreadful ham!
It must be the concussion
The saddest creatures in the Gnomian Republic
Love those swirly whirly lights
Fearless leader my foot!
That's an eery thing to say for a raven!
He must have been to the Ambassador's party
Get a life, with the dreamer's dream
Crime Scene Investigation
Walk, don't fly
A Scry In The Darkness
Love potion no. 5
And the votes from the jury...
'Bullshit' is such a useful word.
The Bells of Hell
Mudball. What's that like then?
Green chickens, and a ham
All hell breaks loose
All night close harmony baby wail concerto
A cosy little chat
For the pleasantry of it
A twist in the tale, and a boot to the ass
Walking through the undergrowth
Ottar seems to have a cunning plan...
A family affair...
My body is my Grimborg
A little bit dotty
Man of the forest
Curled up on the floor, just like a baby boy...
Waking the witch, waking the faeries, waking the dogs and cats, the flies and rats
At last, the Green Knight!
The big green guy talks about knighthood
Hachettes Croisees on a field vert
My manners are cutting off heads!
The scam explained
Interior monologue, rudely interrupted
Interior monologue, rudely interrupted again
I see red.
Ze French roostair!
Norla as a chicken psychologist
Pinching your nose from a distance
Bring me the head of... bring me my head!
Bonfire and Clydesdale
Gimme my head!
At last, a wrestling move!
Fading into Clarity
Eniac puts two and two together, and on thing in another.
Talking Wythllew Blues
Where they lead us...
The itch... the itch with no name.
That man is a sweet talker!
Team Norla has a setback
It looks like an alehouse to me
A pleasant conversation
A sweaty moment!
Party at the Lutinses
The eyeballs of the beheld
The art of diplomacy
This place is just like Bletchley Park, except with better wall art
Meanwhile at the Lutin feast
Never mess with a drunken gnome!
You'd forgotten about the squid, hadn't you?
Tentacles and bureaucracy
Nothing clings like the past
Abúi's patience is tried again
Everybody do the st. Vitus dance
Always keep a diamond in your head
Mbl, I say! Mbl!
City pillocks and skinny purple elf things
If you went into the woods in 980
A witch's cackle
Atra waxes theatrickal
It's done with mirrors
A little background on the Fae arts, and some swearing
Flunky say, flunky do
I got stripes, stripes around my shoulders...
Tuulen Ukko tuulen Akka, tuulen kaikki ristikansa
It's hilahaha-hilahaha- harrowing.
Feiht reveals her motivation
Picasso with a hangover
Lies! Damned lies!
Sniffing and hacking
Prepare for to- for to-
Once more into the CREAK!
Maghreid's eagle eye
This spark, this needle, these maggots!
We got her!
It *was* a real arrest!
Good. Then we'll begin.
Turning up the heat
For kitten fans only
Remember the office guy?
All look same
Carved in the very wood
Offers and footnotes
The lady is not for crowning
Arthur discusses his motives!
Isolde keeps up the good work
Suddenly, things are not going well
It might be a Masonic ritual!
The next day
Ottar defuses the situation
Isolde sums up the work of the past
Lady Justice looks upon us all
Points of order
Points of order, continued
Isolde clashes with her esteemed opponent
Disputes within disputes
Endless, endless text!
Spin spin spin
Son of a Bastard!
Fade Into Statue
Fading In And Out
Expert testimony, I
Deliberation and Drinks
Lots of tasty doom.
Any similarity to George W Bush is nearly coincidence
Ottar's testimony begins
This line was coming, you knew that.
The direst phrase
Wheels falling off
He's heard of courting rejection
The filth and the screaming
Shrugging and preaching
Consternation over a severed head
The Green Knight is asked to cooperate
Off with his beard!
Huh huh huh
Tattoos! Get'em while you're drunk!
Wythllew to the fore
She's got a 'tood
Mud, and an important question
Not much of a strategic thinker
Away from the court, for a while...
The Ghost of Him Walks
Dreaming of retirement already?
O-nay omment-kay on the umps-stay
An unusual gathering
Kel's memories of things
Drum roll, drum roll...
Wythllew as visionary
The plot congeals...
Kel's Testimony I
Kel's testimony II
That's always my defense too...
An ugly encounter
Look at them eyes roll! Look at them roll!
Rásdondr's testimony begins
Lions, tigers, and a great big elephant in the room
The science explains
Fafnir breaks the taboo
Prof. Rásdondr sees the bright side
Drinking under the table
Oh, it's gonna be the way I always thought it would be....
With a hey nonny nonny and a foom
The belly of the beast
It's radioactive green!
Confusionation and splooshification
Tentacles of love
Misery and sound effects
Exposition and tension
Ululation is always funny
Felix velut porcus in sterco
A question popped
Vroom, goes the faerie
Bringing in the suspects, and promoting to fill the gaps
Even bureaucrats get fed up
Bonfire and Clydesdale make their escape, and Kel and Jodoque are despatched
What the cluck?
Ragna acts like she's Kel's mother!
Baaawk! C'Est Fini!
Nitpicks: How about that painting?
Nitpicks: Who were behind the laughing powder attack?
Nitpicks: The Red Queen
Nitpicks: What became of the Green Knight (1 of 3)
Nitpicks: What became of the Green Knight (2 of 3)
Nitpicks: What became of the Green Knight (3 of 3)
Nitpicks: What about other hybrids? And what about the Douards?
Nitpicks: What about other hybrids? And what about the Douards? II
Nitpicks: What about other hybrids? And what about the Douards? III
Nitpicks: What about other hybrids? And what about the Douards? IV
Nitpicks: What about other hybrids? And what about the Douards? V
Nitpicks: What about other hybrids? And what about the Douards? VI
Nitpicks: What about other hybrids? And what about the Douards? VII
Nitpicks: What about other hybrids? And what about the Douards? VIII
Nitpicks: What about other hybrids? And what about the Douards? IX
Nitpicks: What about other hybrids? And what about the Douards? X
Nitpick: What became of Kel's original dress?
Jeweled scuttling crabs
Rásdondr's Frankenstein complex
Suitably impressed, or not?
This bit goes there
Vigdis and the Doctor would make a cute couple.
Wait, wait, wait, does that mean
Time travelers? Common as muck!
Back to what passes for normality
A stitch in time will do just fine
One evening, down the pub
This is gonna end bad, you know it.
Clwyd-Rhan, September, 1003 A.D. Deep in the forest...
An arrest is made
A fatherly chat with the boy.
Introducing Hywell ap Hywell, of Pappy Hywell's farm
Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan
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