24th Jun 2017, 5:59 PM in Feral

Open Mouth, Insert Foot

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Open Mouth, Insert Foot
Bartholomew and Krakatoa, now in a blue dress, walk through the abbey grounds.
Krakatoa: So... I'm looking for material on werewolves. I was hoping your famous library would have some.
Bartholomew: Hmmm... You need the Malleus Pseudo-Mortifiis. We keep that in a special room, though... are you a qualified witch?
Krakatoa: Would you have me burned at the stake if I said yes?
Bartholomew: Ooh, I can certainly help you if you want a great hot st-
Krakatoa: Wait, what?
Bartholomew: Eehrm, that didn't come out right. We've got this chef who does a brilliant devilied stake. It does burn, actually. So... maybe when you're done with your research?
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Reinder Dijkhuis 24th Jun 2017, 5:59 PM edit delete
Reinder Dijkhuis
Originally published on September 26, 2007. Original color flats by DFG.
Redrawn first row based on a year 1900 photograph of Tintern Abbey.