15th Aug 2017, 10:11 AM in Feral

Bertie spills the beans. Sort of

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Bertie spills the beans. Sort of
Kel ponders her answer for a moment, then decides to bluff it.
Kel: Why, yes, I am! How can I help you?
Bertie: Ehrm... I could wait until you get dressed.
Kel (thinks): Yeah, if that damned dress fit me
Kel: Eh, I'm a witch. Just look me in the eyes and we'll both be fine.
Bertie: ...It's... about my girlfriend...
Kel: You have a girlfriend.
Bertie: Yes.
Kel: Uh-huh. Go on.
Bertie: I think she might, you know, be expecting, if you know what I mean...
Kel: What?
Bertie: She missed her
Kel: Speak up, boy!
Bertie: She missed her period. Twice.

Outside, Sheriff Hogsworth and his men are about to enter the house, watched by Jodoque.
Hogsworth: You'd better be right about this, Owen. Because if this is another one of your deliriums...
Owen: No, Sir! I'm as sober as can be, Sir!
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Reinder Dijkhuis 15th Aug 2017, 10:11 AM edit delete
Reinder Dijkhuis
Originally published on October 31, 2007. Backgrounds by Calvin Bexfield. Colour flats by DFG. Cobweb brushes for Photoshop courtesy of Obsidian Dawn.