9th Sep 2017, 8:39 AM in Feral

Keep an eye on things

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Keep an eye on things
The Sheriff and his men gaze through the shrubbery at the Witches' Sabbath.
Guard 1: Oh, yes, it's some sort of witches' sabbath. Only a small one, mind. Just three naked women around a fire.
Owen/Bertie: Iiiiiiiinteresting!
Guard 1: Hey, no need for that. Besides, two of them are pretty old.
Bertie: Yeah, but the third - hey, I know her! That's Marion Turniproot!
Kel: Sheriff, If I may just have a word with your son...
Hogsworth: No, you may not. That old woman looks a lot like your friend who was with you at my office this morning. Constable Owen, take this woman to the station and put her in the stocks. Bertie, go with him. I expect there's more interfering with guard work going on, so the rest of us stay here to keep an eye on things.
Kel: Your old man is almost as devoted to tracking down nude women as you are. You do have something in common.
Bertie: Shut up!
Kel: See?
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Reinder Dijkhuis 9th Sep 2017, 8:39 AM edit delete
Reinder Dijkhuis
Originally published on November 15, 2007. Color flats by DFG.