13th Nov 2012, 4:29 AM in The Stone of Contention

Trouble with jewelry

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Trouble with jewelry
Don't you guys ever learn? There's always trouble with jewelry! Like that one time when the three faeries smashed their diamond pomegranade! You couldn't walk into the forest without getting splinters in your feet! And the time the Elves of the Earth lost the Great Whopper of Carbunk! Not only did the quest for the Great Whopper take three years and cost three million dubloons, but we also had to listen to the most horrible Great Whopper jokes for three years!
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Reinder Dijkhuis 13th Nov 2012, 4:29 AM edit delete
Reinder Dijkhuis
Drawn in 1995 and originally published online in English on August 4, 2005. I had come up with the idea of using some sort of magic jewel in an ironic, post-cliché way a few years before starting on Contention, in a comic that never saw the light of day. So writing Jake's rant was easy.