15th Jan 2013, 4:30 AM in The Faerie and the Earth-Pig

Not quite a cannibal-and-missionary gag, but close

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Not quite a cannibal-and-missionary gag, but close
What does Scarabus need all that soap for?
You'll see. Some more herbs... keep it bubbling... And now, wait until it's a full moon. Then, at midnight, recite the following arcane words...
WHAT?
Almost. You say...
SCARABUS WON'T SPEND THE NEXT TWO WEEKS STANDING IN BOILING FROTH!
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Reinder Dijkhuis 15th Jan 2013, 4:30 AM edit delete
Reinder Dijkhuis
Originally published on January 12, 2001.