22nd Jan 2013, 3:30 AM in The Faerie and the Earth-Pig

Broil my haunches and call me Rumplestilt!

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Broil my haunches and call me Rumplestilt!
Scarabus still doesn't understand what you are trying to say, ma'am!
Gobrat! Broil my haunches and call me Rumplestilt! This vile-ponging unbeast is proof against magery.
Well, all this magic is making Scarabus itchy... Rumplestilt...
Forgive, esteemed unbeast! Perhap we should forget the passedness, and pleases it thee to slake in my sheltering!
Hey! Wait!
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Reinder Dijkhuis 22nd Jan 2013, 3:30 AM edit delete
Reinder Dijkhuis
Originally published on January 22, 2001.