11th Jun 2013, 5:27 AM in Guðrún

Guards! Hang Guðrún by her ears and lower her slowly into boiling oil!

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Guards! Hang Guðrún by her ears and lower her slowly into boiling oil!
Guards! Hang Guðrún by her ears and lower her slowly into boiling oil!
Guards! Hack Guðrún into tiny pieces, starting with her toes!
Do you get this?
Nope.
Guards! Rub Guðrún with honey and then tie her to an anthill!
Guards! We've wasted enough time! Devour Guðrún alive now!
What are you waiting for? Get us out of here!
What're you paying?
Ragnarok! The ambassador will be yours if you get us out of this cage!
What?
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Reinder Dijkhuis 11th Jun 2013, 5:27 AM edit delete
Reinder Dijkhuis
Originally published on November 18, 2000.