30th Oct 2013, 5:20 AM in Dolphins and Dragons

... and you thought YOU had problems.

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... and you thought YOU had problems.
Oh, all right. But did you have to be so indiscreet about it?
Madam, a hundred years ago, I devoured a wizard who had swallowed enough slow-acting poison to wipe out an army. It gave me terrible indigestion. Ever since, I've been very careful about what I eat. You'd be the same in my place.
I see...
Since you're not running away, I presume that's what you came for? Even though you're not a damsel or a knight...
Well, here goes...
Well, I-
Seems a shame, though. What with you expecting a hatchling. Oh well, this won't hurt a-
Holdit! Not so fast! I have something in this box for you to eat instead of me.
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Reinder Dijkhuis 30th Oct 2013, 5:20 AM edit delete
Reinder Dijkhuis
Originally published on September 17, 2001.