5th Sep 2014, 5:45 AM in The Rite of Serfdom

Powdered wigs are smexy

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Powdered wigs are smexy
[[Isolde walks the street of the Gnomian capital. Behind her, Daoibleagh is peddling his wares.]] / Isolde [[thinks]]: Damn! Something's not right! / Daoibleagh: Oatmeal?
[[Maghreid speaks off-panel.]] / Isolde: That priest took my bait like nobody's business... But I'm overlooking something! / Maghreid: Ooh! What a lovely wig!
[[Maghreid pops up and grows to human size.]] / Maghreid: Sidhe-Maghreid loves powdered wigs! They make a man look so powerful! Sex-ay! / Isolde: Hey!
Isolde: They are designed to convey the dignitas officiis advocatorum, milady. Please stop ruffling my dignitas. / Maghreid: Ooh! Stern!
Isolde; As for my alleged sexiness, let me remind you that I am a gnome, and female. Thus, my advice to you is- / Maghreid: Oh, I'm not fussy. I've had faeries, humans, why not a gnome?
Isolde: Sidhe-Maghreid, your ladyship, please cease and desist from your non compos mentis act. Nemo imprimatur.
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Reinder Dijkhuis 5th Sep 2014, 5:45 AM edit delete
Reinder Dijkhuis
Originally published on March 3, 2003. Redrawn in 2011.