29th Aug 2017, 8:37 AM in Feral

O, Gods, No

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O, Gods, No
Hogsworth: If you're not here to have sex with my son, why were you naked in my prisoner's house with him?
Kel: I'm a witch! Nakedness just... happens.
Hogsworth: "Nakedness" just happens. I guess it does. Yessss.... I believe you.
Kel: You do?
Hogsworth: Of course! Nakedness just happens when you shapeshift into a plant so you can try to sneak into my prisoner's house to snoop.
Kel: Er... well-
Hogsworth: Lance-constable Owen, I owe you an apology. I thought you were delirious, but the lady is shedding leaves and that dress is clearly not her own. Take her away.
Kel: Hey! I didn't break any law!
Hogsworth: Didn't you? I recall instructing you not to interfere with police work. Disobeying a guard is against the law.
Owen: C'mon, let's be having you.
Hogsworth and his guards walk out of the house with Kel and Bertie. Jodoque watches.
Jodoque: Oh, God. No.
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Reinder Dijkhuis 29th Aug 2017, 8:37 AM edit delete
Reinder Dijkhuis
Originally published on November 11, 2007. Backgrounds by Calvin Bexfield. Colour flats by DFG.