13th Nov 2012, 3:29 AM
in The Stone of Contention
Trouble with jewelry

Don't you guys ever learn? There's always trouble with jewelry! Like that one time when the three faeries smashed their diamond pomegranade! You couldn't walk into the forest without getting splinters in your feet! And the time the Elves of the Earth lost the Great Whopper of Carbunk! Not only did the quest for the Great Whopper take three years and cost three million dubloons, but we also had to listen to the most horrible Great Whopper jokes for three years!
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