27th Jul 2014, 5:17 AM in The Rite of Serfdom

A multi-coloured, pint-sized mob

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A multi-coloured, pint-sized mob
Lords.... Ladies... I assure you....
Away with ya!
There is absolutely no truth to the rumours that the office of rites has had two faeries chained up. Nor are we forcing any faeries to wear clothes...and in case you were wondering, we haven't got any faerie folk on the rack either.
Ha! No one here mentioned a rack, mister! Why do you feel the need to deny stuff about a rack, huh?
Look, that was sarcasm. I thought you people would appreciate me trying to show some humour.
You can stop drumming now.
Acorns! Getcher acorns here!
But it's so catchy!
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Reinder Dijkhuis 27th Jul 2014, 5:17 AM edit delete
Reinder Dijkhuis
Originally published on December 9, 2002.